Monday, May 26, 2008

saleeeem pheku

arey kal krishna obeyrai may dawat thi krishna oberai me party ne blanket hal me chalri, blanket hal me hise gusthe pura loag nachara, myb nachetho pura pottia meraku lapattha,hisa jathe jathe suna wah do loaga tyr ke kya boli malum "arey inu english film ka hero dikra" my seeda jake table pe byta hua ek waiter ake kya bola malum "sir any thing tanda garam" my kya bola malum mytho sharab tho nai peetha ek allmix fruit juice la bola" samme se mallika aya (arey mallika koun(ismail bai)) arey murder yaroo ake uper girar ra "arey mallika thu kya kar ra boletho kya boli malum hisi kama karetho bahuth popular hotha bola badh me mere per lapat ke idhar puppi uder puppi mera kulna bandh ogayi(kya bandh ogayi saleem (jahangeer)) arey mera sas yaroo ek beer pineke badh kya bola malum

mallika-"saleem mujje long drive pe jaana hain"

hamara saleem miya -"rey hyd me long drive kaha leke jana, hisa gadi me bita begam pet se panja gutta mara panjagutta se nacleseroad mara,abh kya boli malum .

mallika-"saleem muje icecream hona" bolte he
sida mohanjahi market kan roka,arey mashur icecream hain na yaaro
vahha panch pach cup ice cream.

ismail bhai"panch pach cup"

saleem-"arey ithe ithe cup atha na " kaliye baad mai bola ab to tum thande hogaye sida uskho lekar jaya kirshana oberio tak aab tum jao ghar kho main bhi jaroo .gud nite.

tho who kya bole maloom "saleem aab tum jana vana nahi ise kaise hota tum mare saath room ko chalo kuch bathana hai"

aab main kya kara who bolre bolke room kho chala gaya.aaab room kho chale janeke baad raath bar kya hua maloom nakho pucho.

jahangir - neend main se aankh kab kuli yaaro teri

saleem- subha.

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